I've just bought an unazukin and I've become so obsessed with her that I've:

• taken to reading through my work to do list and seeing what she says I should do and shouldn't do...
• put her by my speakers to find out what radio station I should be listening to (she likes 6 Music by the way)
• allowed her to control my food intake all day - she says a diet of biscuits and I follow like a fool...