Our new rattie recruit is doing very well, today I have given her a black star for this effort (the emails started of discussing what to get Carla for her birthday pressie!)

"AHHHHHHHH...MOOOOOO...WAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAH

LOOK AT THE VIRILENT AND DEBAUCHED EMAIL SOCIETY I HAVE CREATED!!! ALL THINGS FOUL AND BASE FLOCK THROUGH THE WIRE, AHAHAHAHAHA

HELEN IS ROPEY TART MOOOHAHA

JESS'S GRAMMAR IS VERBATIM

BOO IS THE ALMIGHTY BEELZEBUB TO WHOM I PLEDGE MY SATANIC/SATIRICAL OFFERINGS

AND LORNY...WELL SHE HIDES HER HORNS VERY WELL BENEATH HER BARNET

MOO HAHA EVIL PREVAILS"

© our very own raticus juniorus, Leo