Captain Birdseye

God rest his fishy soul (or that should be sole? BOOM TISH!)

Pancake Day Joke Corner

A Frenchman once said his pancakes were crepe but he thinks they're quite good.

This makes me so happy:

Crap Joke of the Day

Q. Why don't cannibals eat comedians?

A. Because they taste funny.

Crap joke drum says *Boomtish*